Sunday, 21 February 2016

36 Questions Women Have For Men

I haven't decided to moan at Buzzfeed yet on my blog as I tend to ignore articles and videos that pander to the lowest common denominator in the most pathetic way possible. However Buzzfeed do occasionally produce absolute bollocks with some serious content that I find moronic, and this time it's asking men 36 questions that apparently women want to know. So let me help you out:

1. How does it feel to be the same sex as Donald Trump? Fine actually, we don't have an emotional attachment together just because we're the same gender. By that logic my response would be the question 'how does it feel to be the same sex as Myra Hindley?'

2. No, I don't need to hate romcoms because of my gender. However like the male stereotype I do hate the majority of them because they're just oversensitive and pretentious crap that never feels genuine or in anyway romantic. Take your example of 'The Notebook', which is a film that manages to hit all of the negative features about romantic comedies without ever pleasing the viewer. I don't even like the music of Beyonce either, who the last time I checked wasn't a romcom. You want to know why most men don't like romantic comedies? Well it's because the genre isn't tailored to the male demographic. Not exactly rocket science to work out is it.
3. We talk about boobs for hours? That's impressive considering there's a very finite scope in that topic, but okay, apparently that's common. Still not sure how that's related to talking about male characters in movies which for some reason women apparently find irritating. Maybe if you did engage with the conversation and analyse the characters from a different perspective you might start to hate the generic crap that women stereotypically like.
4. I'm learning new things here. But again, maybe the reason why men assume female leads won't appeal to them is because they're not primarily designed to.
5. I'll admit I'm surprised when female comedians can keep up with their male counterparts because the general trend in the comedy business is that female comedians are often far worse than their male equivalent. But to say I don't find women funny in general is just misguided.

6. Now I'm not a relationship guru by any means, but maybe if a man is putting time and investment into a person such as yourself then he at least expects the same back; that's just common courtesy. You could just ask him to leave instead of relying on him to read your mind, but no, it always has to be about you doesn't it?
7. Someone should have told Bill Clinton he was universally congratulated when he slept with a woman whilst in office, because I don't think that's the way the public viewed him. Just because you can do something doesn't mean it's good for you credibility. Maybe you would understand this if you tried being a stud rather than simply opening your legs, and then you might see the difference.
8. I don't think this video is in any position to start criticising people for associating negative traits to a certain gender when it's all to eager to start generalising the whole male population.
9. When somebody asked me if I had a flush in a recent game of poker I replied 'no'. Turns out I did have that flush and won some chips as a result. It's called a bluff. I know that's me being pedantic, but then what do you expect for asking such a stupid question?
10. Leadership and catcalling. Yep, I'm sure they're closely related somehow in your minds. Putting your fingers in the air doesn't make the quote any more reliable, nor does it make it in anyway true.
11. I'm sorry that some men are dicks love. I'm afraid we can't all be perfect like you. Although having said that, I'm not sure many men would like your body; especially after seeing this video.
12. Maybe someone would send a 'dick pic' in the hope that a woman will like it, or maybe impressed by the specimen. Yes it's invasive, but I forgot the world revolved around your sexual needs.

13. Why would a man would treat his sister differently to a random woman on the street? Maybe because it's aimed at a personal relative. You know that phrase 'blood is thicker than water'? Yeah that didn't arise out of pure chance. I can assure you it would be the same response for a brother, so how this is a gender issue is still unclear. Please research concepts such as family relationships and kin selection before making such stupid comments like that ever again.
14. If the opponent in a debate is full of shit and your interruption gets the point across then that's absolutely fine. You're always going to be shouted out in a personal debate; but just because you can't stand your ground doesn't mean you should be given preferential treatment. Remember these women would presumably like equality, unless of course you happen to be in a meeting with them and then how dare you interrupt a woman.
15. Because spreading your legs is a comfortable position to sit in; is that allowed your honour? Standing with your arms aloft is not comfortable and cuts blood circulation to both arms, which is why the inverse doesn't exist.

16. Oh I wonder why women are on average perceived as the weaker sex? Could it possibly be because that's the truth. There's literally so much peer reviewed evidence that states men are stronger than woman, but if a browse through a scientific journal isn't your idea of fun then watching professional weightlifting will still prove my point. That's unfortunately how strength is determined, not what can fit out of your vagina.
17. When do men say it's bad for women to show any emotion? Surely you can understand their concerns when that emotion is excessive, but to say that men criticise emotion full stop is totally inaccurate.And just because something is human doesn't give you a right to abuse it. Shitting is also a sign your human, but doesn't give you an excuse to do it all the time in front of people.
18. Why are we proving our masculinity? Well first of all I doubt many men would try and prove it to you, you entitled bitch, but the main reason may be because that's a human Male's way of instigating pre-copulatory competition. This process is common in the natural world dear; in fact women have actually sexually selected men to be more 'masculine'.
19. I thought it was insensitive for both genders to pointlessly cuss, but there you go. Apparently this is evidence that words are gendered; kill me now. Then again, what isn't fucking gendered these days?
20. Maybe because doubting an alleged rape case is a reasonable and vital part of the legal process in the civilised world. I suppose you're right though, when has a woman ever lied about being raped?
21. Because mood swings are commonly caused by a woman's period. I hardly think this video is in any position to start criticising others for jumping to conclusions.
22. Makeup for dicks in order to false advertise; that's a new one on me.
23. No it's not strange that there are a minority governing the everyday lives of people because that's how politics works. You don't like that then emigrate. That minority have a democratic right to be in that position because of votes from the whole population, regardless of what your opinion is.
24. Because lesbians are arousing. Is that such a bad thing?
25. It's not pleasant being kicked in the balls, but finally a question that's actually inquisitive and not just common sense used to promote your own regime. Well done.
26. No I don't get tied of being 'manly', but I get tired of stupid questions like these.

27 Are men really scared of gender equality? Most men I know are scared of gender superiority, which is a feeling that isn't helped by bullshit videos such as this one.
28. Firstly I highly doubt you're payed less than me considering I'm a student, and secondly on a general scale women are payed less than men because they work less hours on average. It's called meritocracy.
29. 77 cents does not equal a dollar on this planet. The only question that should be asked here is why feminists keep trying to use this as a serious financial argument.
30. That's just the same question with a different figure plucked out of nowhere. Doesn't scream reliability for the statistic when the figures are so easily interchangeable does it?
31. Maybe men are intimidated by higher earning women because they like to be competitive in the workplace. You've already stated you're intimidated by a minority of men in higher positions of power than yourself, so you're not really in a position to start criticising men for this behaviour.
32. No idea why men would view opinionated women as bitches. Maybe you should try watching this video in one sitting and find out yourself.
33. Firstly I didn't realise that there were a predetermined number of jokes that were offensive to all women. I like to think that women also have a subjective view towards humour that doesn't comply with your two dimensional and self centred view of the art form. Secondly men shouldn't be forced to find certain material offensive because you demand it. Men have a right to be offended by material that solely offends them; it's called subjectivity. That's how comedy works.
34. If you want me to recognise my privilege then please provide me with some solid statistics or evidence before asking such a ridiculous and untrue question that only proves your own inherit bias.

Turns out creating questions isn't Buzzfeed's strong point. But then when you look at their regular content that's not surprising at all.

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