1. Yeah nobody ever generalises the world's white population, yet alone Buzzfeed. No, mistaken identity is definitely just a problem Asian people face. Although it's not really a problem is it, considering Chinese people are the world's largest demographic, so realistically anyone with a similar complexion has the risk of being mistaken for another ethnicity.
2. I don't give a flying fuck about diversity in films. What I do fucking hate is forced diversity in films. You don't have the right to be included in a film, so the ethnicity of actors should not be a reason to push an agenda.
3. Yeah there's never been an Asian actor that plays anything other than a nerdy character. I always make it a point to make this comment when I see the lack of Asian actors in films surrounding martial arts. Can you just imagine if such iconic actors as Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee weren't always typecast into that nerdy role? Oh wait.
4. I don't give a fuck about your penis. I'm sure even blind gay men don't give a fuck about your penis. In fact I'd pay you good money to never mention your putrid specimen ever again.
5. Yeah there's zero leading actor spots for Asian actors. That's just a fact. You could certainly argue that Asian actors are underrepresented in Hollywood, but to try and force these said actors into films solely because of their race is fucking pathetic. Obviously evil whitey over here would never let you have leading roles, even in Japanese films. In all seriousness you're a fucking idiot if you buy into this ridiculous conspiracy theory. If you don't think diversity is adhered to in the movie industry there is nothing to stop idiots like you from making your own films. Interestingly I never see white people complaining about the lack of diversity in Bollywood or Nollywood productions.
6. I fucking hate K-Pop and Korean dramas and have never claimed to be an expert on Korean culture. Why are these questions aimed at me? I would just say that giving the example of 'watching girls' is really fucking creepy mate. Creepiness aside, false expertise is certainly not a problem solely found with white people. Anyone whose ever been on somewhere called the internet could tell you that.
7. God what is your obsession with shoehorning actors into specially designated roles. You're not the director for a good reason, so respect their fucking decision. Asian actors don't have a god given right to play Asian characters. Please respect artistic creativity in the film industry.
8. Yeah don't say 'namaste' ironically period. It makes you sound like a fucking idiot.
9. Jesus-fucking-Christ, the people trying to speak Chinese were probably trying to be friendly. How dare a white person use the one word they've learnt of a foreign language. If they say this one word they better be fucking fluent because sometimes trying to be respectful isn't good enough for these racist bigots. Fucking hell, you can't advocate for tolerance towards different cultures and then shoot down the people trying to bridge gaps. Are you starting to see how counterproductive these questions are Buzzfeed?
10. Oh I don't know why people would associate you with your own culture. I don't know much about Korea, but I have heard that eating dogs is a thing in Korean culture. Of course this scenario only happens to Asian people. Yeah this British guy over here has never been stereotyped by Buzzfeed over having bland food.
11. I'm sorry I didn't know the difference between Hindi and Hindu. Fucking hell Buzzfeed, you're know mocking people because they are unaware of cultures on the other side of the world. Seriously fuck you. If any website should be preaching about ignorance it's not fucking Buzzfeed.
12. I'm surprised you speak fluent English because you work for Buzzfeed. I'm amazed anyone at Buzzfeed has a basic comprehension of anything.
13. Terrible delivery of a classic joke. I'm sorry if I'm interested in your heritage. I really don't mean to be disrespectful when I ask where your family originates from, but maybe I can be forgiven for thinking that people with an Asian complexion are usually not born in America. I can't read minds, sorry to disappoint.
14. I'm British, so you are a foreigner. You know that point about assuming everyone with a certain skin colour is from one place? Yeah, not all white people are American. Fucking hypocrites.
15. Sorry, who the fuck thinks British Raj is not in Asia?
16. Because India and Sri Lanka are very similar countries with very similar cultures. I'm sorry if that offends you, but it's hardly as bad as calling an Irish person English, which I remember non white people doing in your video on labeling the British isles. Funnily enough that was an Asian guy. Mistaken identity isn't just a problem with white people. Why can't you have a sense of fucking perspective for once?
17. I agree with you that the term 'person of colour' shouldn't just be applied to African Americans, although that is understandable given it's use is central in US based race relations. I personally don't buy into this 'Buzzfeed person of colour oppression index' bollocks and so treat people as individuals. That must be a foreign concept to a Buzzfeed employee.
18. Pretty sure white Americans knew that Osama Bin Laden wasn't Indian. Pretty sure he was a pretty big thing at one point.
19. Firstly, I don't high five people anymore as I'm not eight years old. Secondly, I'm really shit with names, especially those where the pronunciation would be unfamiliar. I'm sorry if I can't be allowed to get excited about learning a complicated name.
20. I don't believe increasing workplace diversity decreases the quality of work. Sweat shop labour from the Asian continent has produced some of my most durable and well made products. Funnily enough I don't think these glorified slaves are nerds, which is yet another irritating generalisation you won't shut up about.
21. Exotic: 'Something originating in a distant foreign country.' That sounds like a pretty accurate description of Asian people to me, and has nothing to do with population demographics. When you go on holiday to an exotic destination it's not to a place with a large population you fucking morons. In any case, 'exotic' isn't a fucking racial slur is it. Grow up.
22. I don't assume you can't see, but surely you must understand that to some uneducated person there would be an association between smaller eye size and the ability to see well. I'm not defending these people, although I'm really not sure who the hell this generalised white person is. Try as hard as you might I'm not buying this 'evil whitey' stereotype.
23. Wait, when the fuck does anyone think it's weird when Asian people hang out with each other? Who are these people that are so obsessive over everyone's social groups?
24. What the fuck has sunburn got to do with anything? What sort of a question is that?
25. I take it you're referring to Yellow Fever as a sexual preference, and not the disease, although you did a piss poor job at explaining that. Yellow Fever kills over 5,000 people every fucking year, whereas a harmless fetish does fuck all. Pretty big distinction you failed to mention here.
26. The stereotype of being cheap and stingy is based around the idea that Asian companies tend to make cheap knock offs of Western items. It's not a particularly harmful stereotype is it. Again, this is just another case of Buzzfeed not understanding how a stereotype works.
27. Oh look Buzzfeed can't do basic counting either. This is the 27th question they asked and again, it's to do with common stereotypes, based on the truth, that never hurt anyone. Oh no, someone has assumed I'm intelligent. The horror. Stop trying to make race based issues out of such harmless actions.
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