A Hugh Mungus Response

Because this blog has yet to jump on the 'Hugh Mungus' bandwagon I thought I'd give a retrospective overview on this whole debacle. If you're not aware of what the 'Hugh Mungus' incident is then a quick internet search will quickly find you a woman screaming at various men because of a completely harmless joke. Of course being a radical feminist this woman decided that even though she was clearly the aggressor in this situation she would still play the victim with a series of videos. I think you can see where this is headed.

Fuck me is this a depressing video. The music is like something out of a morbid charity appeal, the half assed acting makes low rent pornos look like Academy Award candidates, and the editing in this is shocking. For some reason this woman thought that weird close-ups of people allergic to shaving passed as a good quality video, when in reality this shoddy production makes my presentation skills seem almost meritable. Is this type of video really what the world of activism has become? I've seen many shit YouTube videos over the years, so I honestly wouldn't have given a shit about this disaster if it hadn't of been for the ridiculous content. In what must be shock of the century a viral video from a feminist contains misleading and rarely sourced evidence, mostly based around unreliable internet sites that are then applied to the real life personalities of any man. It's amazing how often this one sided debate switches from anecdotal evidence and personal feelings to a general argument, which apparently is impossible to invalidate because I'm part of a mystical power structure that for some reason cannot be objectively correct. Say for example I actually bothered to look up some statistics, which this woman strategically forgot to source, and found that they're not consistent. Well unfortunately that wouldn't be a valid line of reasoning because of the skin colour I was mistakenly born with. It's a shame that this woman cannot understand logical reasoning, because then she wouldn't make the mistake of glossing over such critical information as the fact that her sources vary from widely different areas. Cherry-picking information if it conforms to your narrative is certainly not the way to prove that there is a universal patriarchy oppressing you.

Aside from the pathetic argument presented in this video there is also the complete denial of this moron. There's a fucking good reason why people have been calling you an angry woman. No, it has nothing to do with sexism, rather the matter that you're a grade-A cunt who verbally harassed a harmless man. You're mistaking sexism for people not liking you. But no, according to this woman's fucked up brain I'm still the antagonist in this scenario for simply existing. Everyone from Abraham Lincoln, who helped end slavery in the US, to the white homeless man in the street is still a vile racist with more privilege over this woman, not because of their actions, but because of how they were born. Nothing unreasonable there. Also the evidence for racial inequality comes from prison populations. Since when have criminals, who you have absolutely no evidence have been falsely imprisoned, been a general trend in a population. And for that matter, how the fuck can you sit there and dictate that men are privileged when more men go to prison? The worst part is that all these bullshit accusations arise from a singular incident in which funnily enough the authorities didn't side with the person screaming false accusations. I can assure you a female officer would also understand that as they also have to follow the letter of the law, and not the bat shit code you live by. Essentially the whole argument comes down to this circular logic where a woman is having a go at the patriarchy for attacking people, when that's exactly her method of argument. Well, attacking people and making stupid videos with disabled comment sections to prevent any form of discussion. But to be fair to Zarna this video does have some damn hilarious lines. My personal favourite was discovering that it's not okay to make dick jokes because men historically stoned and executed women. Ha, that's like comparing apples to fucking planets. I for one can take a dick joke despite my ancestors being raped and pillaged by Vikings. Funny how that works.

I don't know why I was expecting this warped logic to improve in the second video, but it certainly fucking hasn't. Apparently denying that this lady was sexually assaulted, which she clearly fucking wasn't, means that I would have to admit that I've been sexually harassing women by merely existing. I don't quite know how denying a self depreciating joke about someone else's weight being sexual harassment leads to me, a virgin, sexually assaulting all women, but for some reason that makes sense in this woman's mind. This video refers back to the original situation, which once again is pinned on 'Hugh Mungus', who was apparently hostile in this situation, and not the woman shouting abuse. I'm not sure how this woman can them claim to be fighting safety, because she needs to take a hard look at herself if she thinks her actions are creating a safe environment.

In this video it becomes abundantly clear that this women cannot comprehend that there might be an alternative opinion. Anyone who does have an alternative argument is either branded a sexist, or accused of being indoctrinated by the patriarchy, presuming of course they have the right skin colour to blame. And if you disagree with Zarna, well that doesn't matter because sure enough this bitch will find a way to make you more privileged than herself, and so whatever you say cannot possibly be correct. Even as a loony conspiracy theory this is just so absurdly weak. Only absolute morons could ignore the catastrophic number of logical fallacies in this argument. The award for warped logic in this video could have gone to almost any point made, but my favourite is that apparently because most cops are ex-military, and rape is a big issue in the military, that means all cops must be rapists. I wonder if Zarna has intelligently noticed that bananas can sometimes appear to be green, which indicates they are unripened. Therefore Zarna would conclude that all bananas are unripened; even the yellow ones that clearly aren't unripened, because she's that fucking stupid. Zarna of course doesn't need logic for her argument though; all the evidence she needs is just an appeal to emotion.

You can probably predict what my criticisms are going to be for this one. Although there was another indication of retardation I spotted: In the intro there's an idiotic trigger warning to warn people that there will be mentions of various serious themes. What Zarna has done here is warned people that some things will be mentioned by mentioning them. It's this sort of shit that makes me hate this video for how condescending it is towards me. Thank you for speaking to me like a child lady who can't construct a formal argument.

As for the third video's content, well that's just a fucking joke. The 'that's sexual harassment' line I can only assume is in this video for comic effect, because it is absolutely brilliantly used as a comedic device, turning any fucking comment ever into sexual harassment based laughter. You name it, everything according to Zarna is sexual harassment. Jokes that aren't even sexual in nature, acting out of common courtesy; they're all sexual harassment. Even commenting on a random woman is sexual harassment, as well as making comments you wouldn't make to your parents. This makes perfect sense as I would absolutely never tell my parents how much I drink, so naturally I would never tell any woman how much I drink because obviously she's going to perceive that as sexual harassment. Maybe that's why these rapes never get reported because Zarna here is so hellbent on telling everyone that taboo topics spoken to random strangers is sexual harassment. Even simply believing the man in any scenario is apparently behaviour to be scorned at, as is expecting women to be nice to me, which isn't common courtesy as I assumed and actually a privilege I obtained from being born white. I don't know how any relationships form in Zarna's dystopian world, because even if I accidentally look at or breathe near a woman without consent I'm fucking harassing her. All the evidence we need as to why this clearly isn't the definition of sexual harassment is by the fact that Zarna has disabled the 'like/dislike bar'. And yes I can say that's the wrong definition of 'sexual harassment' as a white man because unfortunately definitions are a consensus of etymology that aren't determined by individuals. You can see the results of when an individual decides to devalue the English language by creating their own definitions in this fascicle video. And just to conclude this nonsense I'd just like to say that I have infected diarrhoea. And saying that is sexual harassment.

Oh good, we've moved onto more uplifting, but still very much out of place, ethnic pan pipe music. Smashing. The positive change in music for this video means my opinions of these videos have actually surpassed my opinions of Zarna herself, but then they both have the same likeability as ovarian cancer so that's hardly an achievement. I honestly couldn't give a flying fuck about critically analysing this video because I'm starting to sound like a broken record. The only difference in this final instalment is that it's like watching propaganda from an occultist. And fuck me this is dull. This video is just a cocktail of shit from the last three blended together. The points raised around really serious issues are so fucking trivial, and it's 19 fucking minutes of jack shit that doesn't contain a single piece of valuable information. If there was ever an advert on why Zarna needs to fuck off then this is the one. The final straw is when you discover that this woman set up a charity page for HER OWN WELLBEING. What a selfish cow. I wouldn't expect that sort of behaviour from a spoilt child, yet this entitled bitch thinks she deserves money for shouting at people. Just fuck off. How can any human being be this fucking deluded? This imbecile is on another fucking planet. She needs to be sectioned, not given money for no reason. I honestly give up; there's no use trying to reason with ignorant people like this.