Thursday, 28 December 2017

Renegade University on Gender and Race

I recently found a debate between Joe Rogan, whose podcast I highly recommend giving a watch, and a man named Thaddeus Russell. Aside from having a pretentious name you would expect to find gracing gladiatorial arenas, Thaddeus is the head of an academic institution called 'Renegade University', which funnily enough means fuck all in the academic sphere. It's a site that claims to be a part of the revolution against modern education, that is if modern education only comprised of philosophy and history classes from a single teacher. In any case, I'm intrigued, so let's have a little sample of how this method of education could help me improve my hideously obsolete bachelor of science:


Oh that's right, I'm throwing Thaddeus in the deep end with a debate on gender and race. Hooray, let's not just kick the hornets nest but kick the living shit out of it. There is method to my madness, as debate between controversial ideas is key in scientific courses, so should pose a good test to see if Thaddeus can put his money where his mouth is. The debate begins with a brief outline of postmodernism, which according to Thaddeus is the greatest ever achievement in academia. So let's get this straight; apparently the greatest works ever done by academics is the idea that there are no races. Obviously Thaddeus has never heard the works of Newton, Darwin, or Curie, which is a great start if he's going to be lecturing me on science. In the words of the late great Christopher Hitchens 'The Postmodernists' tyranny wears people down by boredom and semi-literate prose.' That's going to become a key theme throughout this debate.

I'm not going to go through the ins and outs of postmodernism, mainly because I'd be out of my depth, but also because I have a ground rule that I will never engage in philosophical debates with philosophers unless copious amounts of alcohol have been consumed. It's just a pointless exercise where you end up being lectured about the semantics of their made up worlds. What I will briefly say is that the identity politics of the modern era has nothing to do with eugenics of the past. Eugenicists such as Darwin believed their race was superior due to their primitive ideas of evolution and genetics. That's a world away from the 'victimhood complex' of social justice warriors today, and it's important we don't conflate these two separate sets of people. This is the first example where postmodernist thinking purposely muddies the water to make any logical sense. What comes next is enough to make me completely reject it as any form of academic thought. To say that nothing is biologically determined is factually incorrect, and moronic to say the least. What the hell do you think race is? You can't pick and choose what race your baby is, and there's noticeable phenotypical differences between humans of differing origins. Please tell me what social constructs are in place that determine the colour of one's skin. Just because you don't like the concept of racism doesn't give you the excuse to bury your head in the sand and flat out deny it exists. Whether you like it or not there are biological factors at play that make different organism with different genomes come into conflict with each other. It doesn't matter what bullshit philosophy you buy into, this is a scientific fact. If this way of thinking is a universal achievement then send me on the next fucking Mars mission.

Well that's race dealt with, so we'll move onto gender. And no, it's absolutely not a human invention. Sexual reproduction requires two sexes to reproduce, one of which is determined by the number of mates they can have, which is men, and the other by the amount of resources available, which is women. Again, this is biological fact. Just because you think differently in your little fantasy world doesn't change this objective notion in the real world. Humans cannot biologically move between sexes, at least in this current time period, and so remain the sex they were assigned at birth by nature. If nobody is born with a biologically determined sex then it would be physically impossible for human beings to exist; it's that simple. I'm amazed that I've just had to spell that basic fact out.

To counter the idea of this dichotomy Mr. Russell plumps for the old 'what about intersex people argument'. I've talked about this idiotic argument a number of times, but briefly I will once again say that intersex people comprise a tiny proportion of the population, and do not represent a trend. The dichotomy between human sexes is about the most perfect dichotomy you will ever find in nature, chiefly because it's biologically determined. Even more bizarrely Thaddeus then brings up impotent men as evidence for why gender is a social construct. Just because you can't produce sperm doesn't mean your chromosomes change. Funnily enough the reason why sperm production is associated with men is because that's what the typical male genome codes for, and not because of your bullshit social conditioning, as that has no influence on your genetic makeup. There's this clear lack of biological understanding that pisses me off with this argument. It's all very well being ignorant, but then denying objective facts because of your mental fantasies is another travesty entirely. It's a completely fallacious approach that thankfully in this debate is repeatedly ridiculed.

I would just like to add that I've never heard any evolutionary biologist refer to sickle cell anemia as evidence for races, so this seems to be a massive strawman argument. What I have repeatedly heard is that this is a deleterious mutation that has become selected for and presented in populations because there is a fitness advantage presented in that the individual becomes immune to malaria, which explains why it's more frequent in black majority countries. This is absolutely not the same thing as the dichotomy between sexes.

Somehow it then gets even worse. This guy is so arrogant he's now implying his own subjective nonsense to fucking dogs. Dogs can't even recognise themselves in the mirror, so why the fuck are they being applied to your human derived philosophy? To back this up Thaddeus uses the classic philosophical technique of asking a contrived question that can't possibly be answered. The question he asks is 'are any two things identical?' Of course this is irrelevant considering nobody is making the argument that males and females are clones of each other. They're clearly not, but that doesn't provide evidence that there isn't a divergence between sexual phenotypes.

The bullshit then gets worse. Seriously, this is a fucking train wreck. We then get introduced to the idea that any boy who doesn't identify as a boy is seen as unnatural. We'll ignore the fact that the word unnatural is used completely incorrectly here, because this point makes way for possibly the most delusional idea yet. For some reason Thaddeus decides to debate whether the majority of males are attracted to women. Words cannot describe how fucking stupid you would have to be to deny the basic fact that the majority of men are attracted to women. If the only way for human males to reproduce is to fuck women then funnily enough this behaviour manifests itself in a population, otherwise reproduction isn't going to happen. But where's the evidence that a significant proportion of men are androgynous? Well it's some undetermined study from the 1950's, or if that doesn't float your boat, some anecdotal stories. Terrific use of evidence there. I might be inclined to call bullshit. Also, just because you fuck men doesn't mean you aren't attracted to women, and if you do fuck only men that doesn't make you any less of a man with respects to gender. Rogan's retort to this is fucking brilliant actually, and just hits the nail on the head of how fucking dumb this whole argument is. I just don't understand where the evidence is found for this extraordinary claim.

Lord Snooty concludes his argument by claiming that transgenderism is not recognised in countries such as America. I would argue that that statement is completely untrue, but more importantly that argument still doesn't disprove the idea that gender is based upon biology. I really don't understand this line of reasoning. On one hand this man is defending the rights of transsexuals, but then the next he encourages their identities to be taken away from them. Who is this misleading philosophy benefiting? Of course Thaddeus then ruins his arguments once again by saying the complete opposite, and claiming that sex is now fluid. Fuck right off. I'm just glad I'm not Joe Rogan and having to listen to this shit, but I thought he handled it very respectably considering the shit being showered in his direction. The smugness from Thaddeus is possibly the most concerning thing about this clip, as he acts like he has this preconceived notion that only he understands the truths of this world. He clearly doesn't, and his piss poor argument is evidence for this. This is all from a man who claims to be a revolutionary teacher. Fucking hell, get your head out of your own fucking ass.

I'm sorry mate, I'll think I'll pass on this revolution in academia.


Tuesday, 21 November 2017

26 Questions Asians Have For White People

It's the next edition in this blog's long history of bashing Buzzfeed, and what a better way to do it than answering those stupid questions they aim at all white people. We've had questions from black and white folks, but now it's the turn of our Asian compatriots. Fire away guys.


1. Yeah nobody ever generalises the world's white population, yet alone Buzzfeed. No, mistaken identity is definitely just a problem Asian people face. Although it's not really a problem is it, considering Chinese people are the world's largest demographic, so realistically anyone with a similar complexion has the risk of being mistaken for another ethnicity.

2. I don't give a flying fuck about diversity in films. What I do fucking hate is forced diversity in films. You don't have the right to be included in a film, so the ethnicity of actors should not be a reason to push an agenda.

3. Yeah there's never been an Asian actor that plays anything other than a nerdy character. I always make it a point to make this comment when I see the lack of Asian actors in films surrounding martial arts. Can you just imagine if such iconic actors as Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee weren't always typecast into that nerdy role? Oh wait.

4. I don't give a fuck about your penis. I'm sure even blind gay men don't give a fuck about your penis. In fact I'd pay you good money to never mention your putrid specimen ever again.

5. Yeah there's zero leading actor spots for Asian actors. That's just a fact. You could certainly argue that Asian actors are underrepresented in Hollywood, but to try and force these said actors into films solely because of their race is fucking pathetic. Obviously evil whitey over here would never let you have leading roles, even in Japanese films. In all seriousness you're a fucking idiot if you buy into this ridiculous conspiracy theory. If you don't think diversity is adhered to in the movie industry there is nothing to stop idiots like you from making your own films. Interestingly I never see white people complaining about the lack of diversity in Bollywood or Nollywood productions.

6. I fucking hate K-Pop and Korean dramas and have never claimed to be an expert on Korean culture. Why are these questions aimed at me? I would just say that giving the example of 'watching girls' is really fucking creepy mate. Creepiness aside, false expertise is certainly not a problem solely found with white people. Anyone whose ever been on somewhere called the internet could tell you that.

7. God what is your obsession with shoehorning actors into specially designated roles. You're not the director for a good reason, so respect their fucking decision. Asian actors don't have a god given right to play Asian characters. Please respect artistic creativity in the film industry.

8. Yeah don't say 'namaste' ironically period. It makes you sound like a fucking idiot.

9. Jesus-fucking-Christ, the people trying to speak Chinese were probably trying to be friendly. How dare a white person use the one word they've learnt of a foreign language. If they say this one word they better be fucking fluent because sometimes trying to be respectful isn't good enough for these racist bigots. Fucking hell, you can't advocate for tolerance towards different cultures and then shoot down the people trying to bridge gaps. Are you starting to see how counterproductive these questions are Buzzfeed?

10. Oh I don't know why people would associate you with your own culture. I don't know much about Korea, but I have heard that eating dogs is a thing in Korean culture. Of course this scenario only happens to Asian people. Yeah this British guy over here has never been stereotyped by Buzzfeed over having bland food.

11. I'm sorry I didn't know the difference between Hindi and Hindu. Fucking hell Buzzfeed, you're know mocking people because they are unaware of cultures on the other side of the world. Seriously fuck you. If any website should be preaching about ignorance it's not fucking Buzzfeed.

12. I'm surprised you speak fluent English because you work for Buzzfeed. I'm amazed anyone at Buzzfeed has a basic comprehension of anything.

13. Terrible delivery of a classic joke. I'm sorry if I'm interested in your heritage. I really don't mean to be disrespectful when I ask where your family originates from, but maybe I can be forgiven for thinking that people with an Asian complexion are usually not born in America. I can't read minds, sorry to disappoint.

14. I'm British, so you are a foreigner. You know that point about assuming everyone with a certain skin colour is from one place? Yeah, not all white people are American. Fucking hypocrites.

15. Sorry, who the fuck thinks British Raj is not in Asia?

16. Because India and Sri Lanka are very similar countries with very similar cultures. I'm sorry if that offends you, but it's hardly as bad as calling an Irish person English, which I remember non white people doing in your video on labeling the British isles. Funnily enough that was an Asian guy. Mistaken identity isn't just a problem with white people. Why can't you have a sense of fucking perspective for once?

17. I agree with you that the term 'person of colour' shouldn't just be applied to African Americans, although that is understandable given it's use is central in US based race relations. I personally don't buy into this 'Buzzfeed person of colour oppression index' bollocks and so treat people as individuals. That must be a foreign concept to a Buzzfeed employee.

18. Pretty sure white Americans knew that Osama Bin Laden wasn't Indian. Pretty sure he was a pretty big thing at one point.

19. Firstly, I don't high five people anymore as I'm not eight years old. Secondly, I'm really shit with names, especially those where the pronunciation would be unfamiliar. I'm sorry if I can't be allowed to get excited about learning a complicated name.

20. I don't believe increasing workplace diversity decreases the quality of work. Sweat shop labour from the Asian continent has produced some of my most durable and well made products. Funnily enough I don't think these glorified slaves are nerds, which is yet another irritating generalisation you won't shut up about.

21. Exotic: 'Something originating in a distant foreign country.' That sounds like a pretty accurate description of Asian people to me, and has nothing to do with population demographics. When you go on holiday to an exotic destination it's not to a place with a large population you fucking morons. In any case, 'exotic' isn't a fucking racial slur is it. Grow up.

22. I don't assume you can't see, but surely you must understand that to some uneducated person there would be an association between smaller eye size and the ability to see well. I'm not defending these people, although I'm really not sure who the hell this generalised white person is. Try as hard as you might I'm not buying this 'evil whitey' stereotype.

23. Wait, when the fuck does anyone think it's weird when Asian people hang out with each other? Who are these people that are so obsessive over everyone's social groups?

24. What the fuck has sunburn got to do with anything? What sort of a question is that?

25. I take it you're referring to Yellow Fever as a sexual preference, and not the disease, although you did a piss poor job at explaining that. Yellow Fever kills over 5,000 people every fucking year, whereas a harmless fetish does fuck all. Pretty big distinction you failed to mention here.

26. The stereotype of being cheap and stingy is based around the idea that Asian companies tend to make cheap knock offs of Western items. It's not a particularly harmful stereotype is it. Again, this is just another case of Buzzfeed not understanding how a stereotype works.

27. Oh look Buzzfeed can't do basic counting either. This is the 27th question they asked and again, it's to do with common stereotypes, based on the truth, that never hurt anyone. Oh no, someone has assumed I'm intelligent. The horror. Stop trying to make race based issues out of such harmless actions.


Monday, 13 November 2017

Top 10 Best Movie Sequels

Modern day sequels usually revolve around how much money can be milked from a franchise, and as such often fall flat when compared to the original. That isn't always the case, and over the years there have been some brilliant films dedicated to furthering the foundations of potentially great franchises, some even bettering their original compatriots. Just a quick note: These are all the direct sequels to the original film in the franchise, and so any further sequels are banned. Without further ado, Here is a list of the ten best sequels that stood on their own two feet:

#10: The Bourne Supremacy (2004) (7/10)

The recipe for this one is simple: Bring in a British director who knows what he's doing, allow him to add in some realism and political themes, and you have some added spice to an already action heavy franchise. The Bourne Supremacy is somewhat faithful to the original style, yet doesn't hesitate to bombard the audience with some gritty realism, and not just the slightly formulaic action we got from the original. Director Paul Greengrass hails from the world of documentary making; and it shows. This film is more a focus on Jason Bourne as a character rather than the explosive action you would expect. It's a very profound style, and you feel like you're right there with Bourne during every chase sequence and gunfight. You almost get the sense you're unraveling the plot in the style of an investigative journalist. What Greengrass manages to do well is expand on the original film, adding in new approaches instead of relying on the same formula.

I would argue this is the best of Matt Damon we see from the 'Bourne Trilogy', and the one that cements his place in the franchise. The idea is simple; he's a former operative with amnesia trying to reclaim his past. However, Damon turns the character into somewhat of an enigma, whilst still giving off the impression he's just some ordinary guy. You may think he sounds like a shit James Bond, but trust me, the performance is so much more than that. It's a very understated performance, yet incredibly effective. Arguably The Bourne Supremacy is even more action packed than the first, which is an impressive feat, although not as impressive as its switch in direction to a more realistic approach.


#9: Mad Max 2 (1981) (8/10)

When you think of action blockbusters Mad Max 2 is possibly the most macho filled testosterone ride you can possibly imagine. It's exhilarating, and one hell of a ride from start to finish; something the original could have done with. The original was full of forgettable sequences, whereas the sequel has several astonishing scenes that have to be seen to be believed. It's fucking mental in short, whether that be the characters or the wild car chases. Special mention has to be given to those car chases, which are just epic to watch unfold.

This is not the apocalyptic world we were presented with in the first film, which appears rather dreamy and idyllic in comparison. This is a world devoid of any prosperity. A literal wasteland that would go on to form the basis of almost every other post apocalyptic universe in cinema. This theme rubs out on our central protagonist as well. He now looks like a man about to go through hell, and this look is possibly the most memorable feature in the whole franchise. We don't find out a whole lot about anything, in fact there really isn't any sort of plot, just a guy blowing things up because he feels like it. All we do get to witness as a viewer is a world full of deranged bandits in the asshole of nowhere, but that's not to say this dirty story of a man with a lot of firepower and a surprising amount of heroism is in any way poorly thought out. Mad Max 2 presents a brilliantly brutal world where violence tears through everything in shocking fashion. It's a world as wild as the speed of the action.


#8: Back to the Future Part II (1989) (8/10)

Whilst the second Back to the Future is not quite as good as the original, it's certainly not a disappointment by any means. If anything this was the film that made this franchise iconic in the eyes of many. It's like a juiced up version of the first, and whilst there may be not be the diverse cast of lovable characters or that same charm, there's a hell of a lot more stuff going on in this second film. The use of time travel as a plot device is so revolutionary that even modern films still struggle to stay in it's shadow. Somehow three drastically different time zones, each packed to the brim with detail, are effortlessly warped together to form one coherent and intriguing storyline. It makes perfect sense as well, which for its humorous tone is certainly an impressive and surprising accolade.

The scenes from the future in particular have become so iconic that modern life seems ridiculously mundane in comparison. Okay, it may not be the most accurate depiction of a future world, but who fucking cares? It's a damn awesome world where such ridiculous concepts as hoverboards and flat screen TVs would have blown away anyone watching in the 1980's. It's not just time travel though, there's some serious themes lurking around, something that the innocent first never bothered with. Not that anyone will remember these darker scenes, but then why would you? This film presents such a colourful and charming world that's so easy to get thoroughly sucked into. In my opinion this is a sequel that really went for it. You could tell they wanted to push the boat out for this one, and it almost pays off.


#7: Toy Story 2 (1999) (8/10)

A common theme in this list is that the second film manages to stand by itself when compared to the original, even if they don't quite hit the heights of that said original. This is also true of Toy Story 2, which I found never really managed to rekindle all the magic found in the original Toy Story. That may have something to do with the fact that the plot was completely rewritten in a single week and development took just nine months, which is ridiculously short for an animation film of this caliber. The animation, script, and story are still great however, with Pixar once again pushing the boundaries of what's possible with animation. The characters feel completely lifelike, creating a more believable tale than most realistic dramas. It's yet another Pixar film that forces you to take animated films seriously.

Toy Story 2 is just as emotionally charged as the first film, and although the plot is intended to be relatable to kids, it's also one that will resonate with adults everywhere. I couldn't give a shit about my age when watching a Toy Story film, and this film to this day is damn entertaining to sit through. The big highlight of this sequel is the character additions, which are just great. There was so much room for error when adding to the stellar cast from the first film, but new characters such as Jessie have their own intricate stories written into this loving tale, arguably hitting more heartstrings than any other characters in the franchise. Toy Story 2 may well not quite hold up to the first film in my controversial opinion, but it's still a welcome addition to a beloved trilogy.


#6: The Dark Knight (2008) (8/10)

Batman Begins was an interesting and revolutionary direction for a comic book film to make, but this vision of a modern comic book film really came into play with The Dark Knight. This film was not camp men in capes, but a realistic crime drama that took more dark turns than any comic book had dared to in history. It's a film that really makes you ponder the thin line between a hero and a villain, and the plot is a gripping explanation of this common trope. This new direction works fantastically, thanks in no small part to the brilliant performances from the talented cast. I'm sure even amateur actors would have a field day with the excellent script, turning boring bureaucrats into central players of a thrilling crime drama.

The most notable performance is Heath Ledger's legendary portrayal of The Joker. Ledger took the role of comic book villain into a realm of its own, with a performance so unique it's never likely to be replicated. I doubt anyone will ever give The Joker that now iconic unhinged and deranged performance that Ledger manages here. Only a performance of that magnitude could make Batman look like a fucking twat in comparison. That's the desired effect however, and The Joker is a perfect catalyst to set the foundations for a darker comic book flick. Batman looks relatively human in comparison, which I suppose was the purpose; and this is fucking Batman we're talking about. In days of yore superhero films contained stupidly over the top action scenes with scarcely believable stunts, and they still do in fact. Not here though. The stunts here almost feel lifelike, with a narrative that's actually conceivable. It likes to travel at 100 miles an hour without pausing for a split second, but I never felt overwhelmed. It was just exhilarating to watch. A trick that many sequels fail to accomplish.


#5: The Silence of the Lambs (1991) (9/10)

Hmm, this is a tenuous pick, as it's not technically a direct sequel. It is however the second film to feature creepy psychopath Hannibal Lecter after the mediocre Manhunter, and because it's so bloody good I had to give it a mention. The main reason I love this film so much is the narrative, which is so engrossing. There's never a dull moment, and couple that with some skillful directing you have one of the most intense and psychological thrillers of all time. Special mention has to be given to the iconic Anthony Hopkins performance. Dr Hannibal Lecter is frankly chilling to watch in every single sequence he features in. That's some feat when the supporting cast also pull their weight and deliver some great performances themselves. Lecter even manages to outshine the main villain, Buffalo Bill, and he likes to skin women alive.

That's all I'm going to say before you start accusing me of ruining the list by breaking my own rules, but I will just say Silence of the Lambs is brilliant. Do yourselves a favour and just watch it.


#4: Aliens (1986) (10/10)

I loved the original Alien film. Ridley Scott's claustrophobic nightmare left audiences in a perpetual state of fear, but the James Cameron directed sequel was a whole different beast. There's still a tonne of sci-fi gimmicks and nightmarish sequences, but the real emphasis is now on a band of action heavy soldiers rather than some random crewmates. Cameron then sticks in a load more of those badass xenomorphs, including one huge fuck off queen, to set up some intense battle sequences. A simple move, yet so ingenious. There's still Sigourney Weaver hanging around, but she is anything but dead meat, and actually ends up in a fight more badass than any of the marines could manage. She is in effect the original tough female heroine, and even managed to pick up an Oscar nomination for her iconic role here.

Aliens tells the story of the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object, built up with immense tension throughout. You know shit's about to go down, and boy when it does it's like a volcanic eruption on a biblical scale, leading to some epic clashes that tantalise the alpha male in all of us. Aliens is such a fascinating spectacle to watch from start to finish. The real trick Cameron managed to accomplish was still giving the aliens that sense of horror that they had in the original, only now there's a whole hive of them instead of a single stowaway. When you place this hive in a dark and claustrophobic setting you have the recipe for one hell of a thrilling viewing experience.


#3: Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) (9/10)

Possibly the ultimate action flick in existence. If you want cool sequences, quotable dialogue, and a bucketload of thrills then this film is just perfect. Surprisingly for an action blockbuster even the storyline is brilliant. I usually detest the contrived nonsense that action blockbusters call a deep storyline, but Terminator 2 gives us exhilarating over the top action from larger than life icons. The original was essentially a showcase for Arnold Schwarzenegger, and that's all fine, but here he was complemented by a great cast and a great script. When this all comes together the results are one of the coolest antiheroes out there. Somehow this artificial cyborg ended up being cooler than any character based on humans. Arnie doesn't have the best acting range, but a role where emotion is purposely absent is the perfect role for him to flourish in.

Surprisingly the rest of the cast aren't overshadowed by Arnie, and there is a powerful villain that can stand the starpower of Arnie, and even represent a formidable foe, culminating in one hell of an epic finale. It's a combination of everything that makes this film great; larger than life characters, fighting an epic battle, that goes over the top as much as possible. Just fantastic to watch. And as for those special effects. They still to this day look absolutely orgasmic. The film in total did cost 102 million dollars to make, a record at that point, and every penny of that budget has been put to good use. The special effects never feel like they're shouting at the viewer for attention, but instead complement every breathtaking action sequence. In terms of on screen spectacles this action blockbuster is one of a kind. It really is an experience you have to witness in person.


#2: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) (10/10)

What hasn't been said about this masterpiece? The first Star Wars film will always be my personal favorite. That's A New Hope by the way, not the god awful Phantom Menace. That's an example of a fucking shit sequel. Episode five on the other hand took the original galaxy that first blew our minds in the original and turned it on its head. This film had had enough of that dreamy sandbox where the good guys always prospered against adversity. Instead viewers were shockingly faced with a world were the bad guys, who are fucking epic, can dominate and prosper too.

The real beauty of this sequel is that it gave viewers this darker twist whilst building on the original setting. There is still this sense of childlike awe you got with the original iconic space saga, like you just knew an epic tale was to be told. The Battle of Hoth for example is gripping to watch, as is the lightsaber battle between Vader and Luke. Maybe not the best choreographed lightsaber battle in the franchise, but certainly the one with events that drop like a tonne of bricks. There are a whole collection of memorable and epic scenes in this one film, but none quite like the finale. You know, the one that gave every single nerd a collective heart attack in the 80's. It is perhaps the greatest plot twist of all time, and one huge element of a gripping finale that would go down in cinema history for good reason. The first Star Wars film was a cult hit, but this sequel MADE the Star Wars franchise the powerhouse it is today. This was the episode that gave the franchise a universal appeal, and the one that promoted Star Wars into a serious work of art. 


#1: The Godfather Part II (1974) (10/10)

It's pretty tough to rank the sequel to what I consider to be the greatest film of all time. Having said that the second Godfather film is yet another ambitious masterpiece that doesn't quite top the original in my humble opinion. That's not a criticism, as this film is still an all time great that expands on the original premise in epic proportions. In effect, the perfect sequel. Here the mob takes a backstory, along with fifteen million other symbolic themes the film has hidden away. Instead we get an exploration of Al Pacino's legendary protagonist in all its gritty depth. Some of the most intense scenes in cinema history can be found tucked away in this three hour epic, but it's the ones with Pacino at the heart of them that carry the most impact. He commands every scene from start to finish. It is perhaps the greatest character exploration in the history of cinema, but one that still explores the larger picture, with foes and antiheroes popping up in the most unlikely of places.

It's easy to get a sense of just why this film was so influential. The narrative is so nonconforming that by the end you want know what to believe about the characters, with the plot pulling twist after twist during this marathon. It has possibly the greatest screenplay of any film in history, engaging the viewer in such a lavish and sophisticated narrative. Seriously, this film manages to pull off two epic storylines, which is something even the first masterpiece can't gloat about. Two contrasting storylines that intertwine for one hell of an experience, eventually conjoining in a symbolic final scene that perfectly encapsulates the themes of the storyline. The cinematography in this sequence and each of these narratives is absolutely sublime. It perfectly accompanies the often dark and cinematic tone of the franchise. Seriously, The second Godfather is a must see. Cinema history is made in a film they thought couldn't possibly top the first. But here is yet another landmark in film from undoubtedly the greatest sequel of all time.

Saturday, 4 November 2017

Q&A With Everyday Feminism

Oh yeah, after years of slagging off this pitiful source of comedy Everyday Feminism finally contacted me and asked for an interview. They may have spelt my name a bit wrong, as I'm now called 'pro science, anti-feminist advocate', but I'm sure that's due to their terrible quality control. This definitely is a one on one interview about my negative opinions on modern feminism, and I will do my best to answer these questions in a respectful manner as possible. 
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Cheers for the intro Ginny, although for future reference my nickname is really 'The Uncrowned King of France', and not just some general idiot who you always paint everyone who disagrees with you. I'm not sure you where you got those quotes in the intro from, but my bet would be from a certain Mr. Straw Man. They certainly aren't from me, or anyone in existence for that matter, although having said that I've probably shouted out the second quotation, as that's just a basic fact. It's not a great line of argument to claim that feminism and science support each other, yet simultaneously deny that something as basic as sexual dimorphism exists. That behaviour is the very essence of contradicting scientific methods.

I will certainly agree with Ginny here that feminism as an ideology does not contradict science. If you're talking to people that claim there's scientific evidence against an overall ideology then it suggests you keep the company of people who, like you, don't understand basic scientific principles. It should also be stated that science certainly doesn't support feminism considering the latter is an ideology founded on the promotion of social rights. In any case, good old Ginny is going to dig into my reasoning. Truly a journalist of the ages. This interview is like Frost-Nixon of the feminist world.

Oh Ginny could we please stop conflating gender with sex. One is biological, the other is purely sociological. When you make an argument from science you're referring to sex, which feminist theories seem to strategically ignore. I thought I was being interviewed about my pro-science standpoint, so please don't insult me by shifting the goalposts and confronting me with debatable issues outside the realms of science.

I never thought I would ever see an Everyday Feminist writer lecturing me on the validity of evidence. I'm sure this sentence won't come back to haunt Ginny at all. I do actually agree with you here Ginny, although I would argue sensationalised news bulletins are of no fault to the scientific community, so spare us the lecture and get down to the questions already.

Ah, an actual question, and a very open one subject to meticulous heavy debate in the scientific community. I would personally argue that behavioral science is an incredibly complex field determined by a combination of genetic variation, environmental variation, and genotype by environment variation, as is the case with almost all phenotypic traits in the human body. It's hardly fair to ask me a question which in theory I could write a whole thesis on and then criticise my reasoning for being overly simplistic. I'm sure you're using this question in order to turn around and say, 'well it looks like science cant answer every feminist issue', but this in no way validates your sociological approach to the question which suffers the same faults.

Again the straw man is incredibly strong with this one. I do not believe the reduced number of women in science and maths is solely because of differing brain structure, although I do think this is an element of the scenario. What I certainly don't appreciate is having words put into my mouth about how I believe women are naturally submissive, and that I take the idea of biological determinism literally. What I will say is that the evidence of nature having a substantial effect on the roles of society is far more alluring than to simply blame everything on some mystical power structure called the patriarchy.

I would just like to add that the source used here was from Everyday Feminism. You remember that comment you made on the validity of evidence? You couldn't even make one point without becoming a massive hypocrite. This lack of evidence underlines what I don't like about this argument. Here you appear to simply dismiss a point because you don't agree with it, and actually provide nuanced remarks instead of actual reasoning. Fundamental differences in brain structure mean a great deal in terms of behavioural sciences, so there's always going to be a discussion whether you like it or not. Scientific theories are reliant on assumptions, even hypothetical ones, so this question acts as a very weak generalisation. Speaking of hypothetical points, Ginny has made us a little thought experiment to demonstrate her point. Why how scientific that would be Ginny. That's certainly a viable substitute for actual fucking evidence.

Oh dear, Ginny can't even evaluate her own hypothetical studies. What would be the fucking point in concluding 'D'? What this imaginary study proves is quite fucking straight forward. Men are generally better at anticipating lightning strikes which is associated with the increased size of their so called 'platypus cortex', which may I add should not be capitalised considering it's not a proper noun. I don't where your conclusions come from, but these could only be later determined by further discussion, and so the study doesn't prove any of your conclusions, which I suppose is the point you're trying to make. I still don't know how you could conclude 'C' from the study, as that's just completely irrelevant to the topic.

We can't deduce whether this fictitious ability is biologically determined or socially conditioned with the information provided, but that wasn't the point of the study. That's the problem with using this sort of hypothetical evidence. Yeah great you've created a little scenario that highlights a particular flaw in evolutionary studies, but this doesn't reflect the range of differing papers in the scientific community. I can assure you that scientists in the fields do not make the sort of tenuous connections that you portray here. Well maybe social scientists do, but they're the sort of people who end up working for 'Everyday Feminism'.

Careful about using 'studies' plural when in actual fact you've provided just a singular study. Not making assumptions are we now? You are right to say singular studies aren't any good at making huge generalisations, and that's why findings rely on a scientific community to put their research into context and create an analytical discussion on their findings. Again, this article really does not reflect the discipline of science as a whole.

I would also like to add that your brain is assembled by homeobox genes during development, so yes it is built a certain fucking way, otherwise you wouldn't be functional. You are right that brain development is subjected to different variants in each individual, whether that be natural or environmental, but again you're making this biased assumption that natural processes are trivial. I'm still confused at how any of this disproves the argument that science and feminism are in conflict. Sure you may have argued against some fictional person in your head, but how does any of this relate to feminism? Just because some traits are purely environmental doesn't instantly invalidate the idea of biological determinism and its application in neurosciences.

Psychology is not a fucking science Ginny. This point suffers from the same flaws as the last in that it doesn't refute my anti-feminist arguments. You'll actually find a lot of my arguments are from an evolutionary perspective. In this context you have to generalise from one group to the next irrespective of notable differences, as these biological assumptions are not subjected to your sociological scrutiny; they are merely finding processes universal in nature. Obviously feminists would never keep banging on about generalisations. The idea of toxic masculinity and white privilege are certainly not generalised in any way are they? My scientific generalisations are far more rational than the shit you spew considering the dichotomy between the two sexes is universal irrespective of culture. Remember, environmental variation does not make genetic variation obsolete. Even more importantly gender is not a scientific term, so fuck off with this sociological bullshit.

Oh for fuck sake, you can't complain about generalisations in science and then make possibly the most tenuous point possible about how the system is institutionally sexist and racist. As I've said countless times transgender and intersex individuals do not constitute a biological sex. They are abnormalities, and are rightly discarded from studies concerning biological sex, as they would skew the results far past any meaningful conclusion. And yes, we absolutely can draw major conclusions from these studies. It's not about trust, it's about analysing the empirical evidence between different sexes. My points are based on biology. Are you telling me the biological mechanisms behind sex are fundamentally different in poorly educated pensioners living in the depths of Malawi? Take your sociological nonsense and fuck off.


I'M NOT A SOCIOLOGIST, I'M A SCIENTIST. Please stop shifting the goalposts. I also love how this theoretical study completely ignores the parameters you've been relentlessly barking on about. What about the fucking trans people you fucking sexist? In any case, suppose you've gone through the horror of having a P value lower than 0.05, which I'm sure every scientists has had this daunting moment at many times over their life. In this scenario your findings would not be significant, and you are right to highlight a serious issue stemming from these underwhelming results, although I'm pissed off you decided to link a fucking social sciences article to back it up. Fortunately for science publication bias does not equal grand conspiracy. Yes there may well be intrinsic biases at play, but this doesn't instantly invalidate the whole field, nor does a consensus instantly validate a whole field. Some of the most controversial studies in scientific history have proven to be the most revolutionary. The proof is in the primary literature, not the wordings of an echo chamber. And yes Everyday Feminism, that jibe was aimed at you.

Here we go. Let's promote sociological and psychological data that can't be falsified, whilst simultaneously bashing evolutionary psychology because it 'relies on guesswork'. There seems to be a gross misunderstanding in the difference of hypothesising and just pure guesswork. Evolutionary psychology is not just applying behavioural studies to archaeological finds, it's actually applying biological evidence that we see in nature to explain human behaviour. It's far more than pure imagination, and actually relies on testable hypotheses.

The example you give outlining a basic idea in evolutionary psychology is painfully simplistic, conflating several different ideas that are not reflective at all of the scientific field. It's certainly true that women have evolved to use far more resources in parental investment than men, which is a trend we see almost universally in nature. The reason why men are more aggressive is determined by female choosiness as a result of this investment; males compete for the right to mate. To be honest this biological process isn't even evolutionary psychology, it's basic sexual selection. Sexual selection I would also add is a separate process from the differential levels of survival you mentioned. That's determined by the process of natural selection, which is largely irrelevant in this discussion. Unfortunately for you this scientific theory cares fuck all about the opinions of feminism, yet that doesn't stop you from trying to disprove this theory with all the jargon of feminist biology:

It's important to note that absolutely none of these points have anything to do with disproving basic sexual selection. For starters there is absolutely no evidence for that first claim. Why would prehistoric humans suddenly have a radical shift in social roles? More importantly where the fuck do we see this in related species? What you're essentially suggesting here is that humans have undergone two radical evolutionary changes in behaviour throughout the past million years or so, yet at the same time you're doubting that a singular evolutionary event has the power to ingrain itself in human culture. Are you starting to see how warped your logic is here?

I don't quite understand the second point. Where is the evidence that humans have a social order resembling gorillas rather than our closest ancestors? Are you suggesting some sort of feminist utopia where a division of labour is not based on sex? And yet you have the nerve to criticise scientists for creating artificial narratives. The third point is rendered void by simple theories of kin selection. The idea of paternity is almost universal in nature, ESPECIALLY in social animals such as humans, where gene flow is crucial to their evolution. This idea touches on the controversial theory of group selection, but this is mainly reserved for eusocial insects with differing genomes to that of humans.

The final point is just one big hypothetical. You have no evidence that this ever happened, and it seems completely unlikely considering gender is purely sociological. Remember we're dealing with organisms here that haven't evolved rational thought yet. Contrary to your claims none of these points are in any way realistic. Maybe only start complaining about scientific methods when you actually understand them. Funnily enough contemporary science doesn't have much time for eccentric bullshit like this.

Here we once again go back to these revisionist historical arguments. Do you honestly think science still operates like it did in Victorian England? To be fair this 'archaic' science is still absolutely correct, or are you seriously telling me that male and female brains and bodies are clones of each other? The conclusion is surprise, surprise, not a point about science at all, but the power of sociology. And what better way to prove this than with a vague statement. As I keep saying, sociology is entirely separate from science dear. Science is a method for acquiring knowledge, where as you're preaching an ideology. How in any way do these totally different points support each other?

So thanks for the grilling Everyday Feminism. I'm sure you walked away with a feeling of moral superiority and the false assumption that you had countered my scientifically objective points. You didn't, and instead you chose instead to ramble on about irrelevant sociological points as per usual. Once again you displayed how much you love shifting the goalposts to areas where mature debate is obscured by feelings based rhetoric. Turns out feminism is not supported by science, just pure ignorance.

Friday, 27 October 2017

WWE 2K18 Review

It's just shit. And that's the bottom line, because I fucking well said so.


We all like a good moan at video game critics. Yes they often give suspiciously strange and inconsistent scores for games, and yes they often live in some ethics based wonderland, but every so often I will agree that they get a game completely wrong. What fucking game have they been playing when this repetitive garbage manages to score in the region of seven or eight out of ten? That's better than average, yet surely any sane human being who picks up this game for more than an hour can realise it's sub par at best. I implore these idiots to play such classics as 'Smackdown: Here Comes The Pain', a game so awesome you'll notice it's part of my hall of fame if you end up scrolling to the bottom of the page. Maybe by playing actual wrestling games these idiots that are payed to critically review the latest titles might start to understand why the majority of players are getting increasingly frustrated by the shit on offer here. Maybe then they can understand that giving this pile of shit a score of eight out of ten is fucking deluded considering since two thousand and fucking four wrestling games have taken a severe drop in quality. Okay, we as players might be getting more in terms of quantity, and trust me the roster in this game is damn impressive, as is the variety of game modes, but unfortunately there's no quality control to back all this stuff up. Fundamental errors have been made here; fundamental errors that leading reviewers have failed to pick up on.

Let's begin by dissecting the very worst WWE 2K18 has to offer: The disastrous career mode. In short it's fucking terrible. You may have heard some talk of loot boxes surrounding this game, and although thankfully there are no microtransactions present, there are randomised crates unlocked via a virtual currency system present in this game mode. I don't know who thought adding this randomised loot was a good idea, but fuck you. I would support this idea if it actually followed the idea of having a progression system, where you unlock moves and attires for your character with earned points. However the system in place is a blatantly restrictive wall where you grind to unlock items at random. If you want a cool outfit to complete your desired character then you better play about 500 matches just to afford a single deluxe loot crate. And hey, if that one in a thousand item you were looking for doesn't appear then feel free to grind for it all over again. Obviously no sane person finds this fun so you just have to stick with a character that looks terrible, and nothing like I want it to. It's meant to represent my journey as a wrestler, but at the moment it looks like something you would find hidden in a basement after 30 years of parental abuse. The cringey dialogue generated for the storyline doesn't help that image go away.

And do you know what? The loot system is not even the real pile of shit. Oh no, that's the constant fucking loading screens. You want to start the actual game mode? Loading screen. Oh you want to go backstage? Loading Screen. How about starting a match? Even longer loading screen. Now do you need to find the parking attendant for some stupid fucking reason? Loading screen. This may all be acceptable if these were brief loading times, but they go on for ever. I must have memorised that entire soundtrack of eleven songs in a day through the sheer boredom of waiting for at least something to happen. And trust me, nobody wants to memerise some of that shite music. Maybe it's the sheer realism of the game informing me that becoming a wrestler is a fucking dull job. Maybe all backstage areas at wrestling events are filled with meaningless dialogue and terrible looking wrestlers. That's of course assuming the game can cope with this excitement. Even just moving around a bit will push the game to its limits and tank the framerate. I've heard these were all big issues last year, so what the fuck have the developers been doing? It's just not fucking acceptable in a triple-A franchise.

I just can't comprehend why the developers thought a generic wrestler talking to another generic character with terrible dialogue would be in any way fun.

Even when you get through the irritating game modes you are left with a core gaming experience that's hopelessly flawed. The matches for example do not adhere to the classic style where having fun was the primary objective. Sure the modern matches may be more realistic, if you can apply that term to a simulated wrestling match, but the actual gameplay now feels horribly clunky. An example of this poor design is the addition of eight wrestlers in a match, which on the surface appears to be a good move. However, maybe only add this feature if the game can handle it. Boy does this piece of shit struggle to cope with eight different wrestlers doing eight different things at the same time. Whether it's the shocking performance drop or the countless fucking bugs it's clear to see that this added feature like all the rest needs a ton of refining.

If you don't fancy yourself some clunky action then you can always partake in some other bullshit systems the developers have kindly included to ruin the experience. The submission system that was imported over from the last game for whatever reason is fucking awful, the stamina systems seems completely pointless, and the counter system is now a case of luck instead of skill. If you don't fancy throwing your controller at the screen after playing through this infuriating and tedious shit you can just go back to the age old button mashing system that turns this once enjoyable experience into a rage inducing shitshow. Oh yeah, there's glitches as well. A shit ton of glitches laced throughout the entire game. Sometime these glitches are hilarious. Most of the time they really start to get on your tits. Please just sort this fucking game out 2K.

I do understand this franchise is annually released, so expecting a complete redesign of everything in a year is merely wishful thinking. I'm also not going to have a go at the publishers for overhyping new features that appeared to be a huge leap forward, as that's essentially their job. However what I will complain about is the lack of passion and care put into this franchise. What was once every child's wet dream has turned into a boarded up house where the gaping holes are too fucked for any improvement to get anywhere near fixing the overlying issues. The truth is this franchise has been suffering from gross mismanagement for years, with any revamp becoming more tedious than the next. The new redesign this year that everyone seems to be banging on about is the graphical improvements, which to my eyes are non existent. Maybe 2K have become masters at repackaging the same old shit, or maybe every reviewer in the world is blinded by poor eyesight or monetary incentives, but it still looks like the shit you might expect from the previous generation of consoles. In fact I'm going to make a bold statement and say the wrestlers looked nicer in the 'Smackdown vs Raw' days of old. Seriously, a quick look at the hair of your character in career mode is enough to make you doubt this was made with anything other than Microsoft Flash.

Fucking hell. That dramatic difference in graphical quality surely makes up for the endless pit of failings this game has.

That's not to say everything this game does is terrible. The creation suite is absolutely brilliant, as it usually is with wrestling games. It's always been a centerpiece of this franchise, and once again it shines in this edition when your options aren't limited by those fucking loot crates. I imagine the creative elements to be the game's biggest draw. Cocking about with your mates with some ridiculous characters you've created is probably the way to force yourself to play through a single match. Of course creation is also the draw with just about every other wrestling game, so why not play them instead? I also enjoyed the Universe mode in this game, perhaps more than some, but then I do enjoy meticulously micromanaging virtual worlds. I felt the customisation open to me here was acceptable, although not mindblowing, and that did lead to the format becoming stale after a few long playthroughs. This isn't helped by those fucking loading screens, and the frustratingly long and dull ways the game forces you to customise stuff, but on the whole this features was the sole draw for me.

A quick look at these creations shows just how amazing the creation facilities in this game are.

I must admit that I don't watch wrestling anymore, so could be forgiven for being a bit out of touch with the modern trends. I do however love wrestling games, so imagine my disappointment when I found this to be the finished product after a year of hard work. For wrestling games to work they need to capture that spark that gives you the same feelings of exhilaration as when you first saw a wrestling match. This installment however fails to get anywhere near this idyllic spark. It's yet more of the same mistakes without any real interesting new features to keep me playing. And that's apparently all fine. The reviewers aren't going crazy for the title, but they're acting as if nothing is wrong, as is the fanbase, as are the developers. This once beloved franchise is becoming a festering sore that really needs to fuck off and discover why people love wrestling. I can assure you that faux attempts at realism and roleplaying aren't the ways to go about this. Honestly the way the quality of these games has dropped with every year is just shocking, and this is fucking 2K games we're talking about. Get your shit together.

Overall: A generous 4/10

Thursday, 19 October 2017

Feminist Biology and Pseudoscience

On this blog we've already looked at how feminist biology cries wolf over issues that have nothing to do with biology, so now let's look at ways in which this discipline interprets the subject. The good news for us is that a cognitive neuroscience and gender studies student is going to explain to us how science supports feminism. The bad news is that it's published on Everyday Feminism, which means it's a certainty the article will be complete shit. In any case, let's examine the arguments.

Really this whole article is based around one big strawman argument. I'm not sure who these commoners are that are proclaiming feminism is advocating for some Frankenstein type monster and going against nature. It was my understanding that many of these objections to feminism arose from the idea that it loves to shoehorn ideologies into scientific fields. I can't imagine what sort of articles would give people that idea. In any case, the scientific illiteracy begins almost immediately. On one side we have dubious studies that aren't in alignment with certain political views, and on the other we have the universally solid side of science that just so happens to follow my political worldview. Hmm, that sounds a bit suspicious. However we probably shouldn't be following the advice of an idiot that proclaims the evolutionary differences between men and women is a dubious science. Unbeknownst to me the idea of sexual dimorphism is apparently now dubious. Easy mistake to make, as it's not as if humans are one of the most sexually dimorphic species on the planet. Turns out opening your eyes and looking at the striking differences in physiology is a hard task for some.

The scientific illiteracy is just a forefront to the real scientific discussion surrounding gender roles. We'll forget that gender roles have no basis in science, because they sure as hell do in feminist biology. It's so fucking frustrating when an ideology finds it acceptable to interchangeably use scientific and sociological reasoning, and invariably this usually leads to statements of pure ignorance. I'm seriously worried if this shit is considered scientific discussion. I don't know if this person was enrolled on a science class at a really shit university with dreadful teaching standards, but my money would be on the fact they interpreted factual information through their own personal bias, failing at a fundamental requirement for science students. We still haven't even reached our first 'scientific fact' yet.

Oh here we fucking go again. No, there are not more than two sexes. Not only is this statement flat out incorrect, but it also makes no sense from an evolutionary perspective, considering how sexual reproduction is based on two opposing sexes. That's sexual reproduction, the way humans pass on genetic traits. These intersex individuals you are referring to are medical abnormalities that cannot under any circumstances be classified as a trend. I've said this before, but this would be like claiming humans cannot be naturally bipedal as a small minority of people use wheelchairs for locomotion. Don't try any of this 'typical chromosome' bullshit, because this is just factual scientific information you can't even have the balls to admit is true. The reality is the dichotomy between sexes is almost perfect, and actually one of the most profound you will find in nature.

To say that gender expression isn't necessarily tied to chromosomes is absolute nonsense. Not only are they tied, chromosomes fucking DETERMINE sex. Hormones as well drastically differ between the sexes. Gender on the other hand is purely sociological, not scientific, so I'm not quite sure what science supports this idea of feminism, but my guess is it's your idealised view of the subject. You can't claim to follow scientific principles if you deny that hormones, chromosomes and physical characteristics aren't tied to sexual expression. How am I supposed to believe your advanced points on the inner workings of science when you can't even understand the basics?

I'm not sure where you're getting your statistics from either. The actual number of individuals that don't follow this 'typical chromosome' pattern is one in every 1,666 births, and only one in every hundred births had different bodies from their assigned sex. That's certainly not anywhere near the 4% figure you gave, but more importantly the statistics show that these anomalies do not describe a trend. Even more absurd is that the paper you cite is actually nothing more than a thought experiment. Such was the solidity behind its scientific method that it was actually later revised, and your solid evidence was nothing more than 'tongue in cheek'. So again, scientists are not supporting the idea there are more than two sexes, because it's just not true. Next point please:

What the fuck are you talking about? Sex chromosomes are critical to biological function. Why don't you pull some more statistics out your ass about what percentage of babies are born without sex chromosomes? I'll give you the answer now actually, it's not a single one. Even in the context of behaviour these chromosomes are still absolutely critical. You are right to say that environmental variation has a role on behaviour, but without genetic variation there would be no alleles for this environmental variation to effect.

This idea that no behaviour is set in stone at birth is absolutely bonkers. How the fuck is a baby going to survive if it can't distinguish food from birth? Your telling me that facial recognition is purely environmental. Fuck off. I wasn't even aware that gender is a behaviour. At least it's not in a scientific world that's for sure. I just love how you claim we have an overly simplistic view of gender at birth and then in the very next line give possibly the most reductionist account of neural network formation possible. Are you convinced you went to university?

This is a very one sided account of a controversial subject, so it goes without saying there is a fair amount of evidence against what you're proclaiming to be universally true. For example twin studies have shown that traits such as IQ and multiple other cognitive traits are heritable, but as we're about to find out you have an obviously biased view into this subject.

I think we have our next Nobel prize winner here guys. Not that you get Nobel prizes for biology, but credit for the woman who single handedly gave us the undisputed answer to a debate that scientists are still having to this very day. Turns out some random feminist on the internet has the answer, and not distinguished researchers who've spent their lives in this area. In reality it's simply untrue to state that many scientists are using this dynamic systems theory. The 'nature vs nurture' debate is a highly controversial subject, so quit acting like science has a unified answer.

Again, this idea that nurture is solely shaping human nature is just nonsense, and if anything it's the other way round, as without a nature there would be no fucking nurture. You may have an argument if you were discussing the ambiguity of acquired and inherited traits, but your claims go far beyond this, even blatantly dismissing the role nature plays full stop. Genetic variation and environmental variation are two totally different variants, so please treat them as such. You can't just amalgamate the two because they're vaguely related. If what you're saying is true, and that natural behaviour is manipulated by environmental factors all throughout life, then how do you explain the arise of these oppressive behaviours you're campaigning against. There's this overriding naturalistic fallacy here that human beings are inherently 'good', and it's those that disagree with your moral outlook that are destroying the brain's unanimously positive functions. Why for that matter do vastly different environmental pressures all conform to the same idea of oppressive behaviours? You later go onto say that gender has different roles in different cultures, so why is there such an alarming similarity in these various oppressive systems if behaviour is purely environmental?

There's an old saying in science that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, so how can you sit there and lecture me when you provide such anecdotal and pitiful evidence? This whole point is a classic example of a just-so story, and there is no conclusive evidence that maternal handling and neuromuscular function are even related. Even in the quote you supplied there is complete uncertainty. How on earth is this sufficient evidence to amalgamate two conflicting ideas? How can you honestly say that these studies prove nature has no effect on sensory development. They say nothing of the sort. Again, science is not supporting your ideas.

There may well be a cultural aspect as to why women tend not to go into science careers, although you should tell that to the girls that make up 90% of my biology course. Even if this cultural division is true it doesn't instantly invalidate the point you're arguing against. Where is the evidence that women are actively discouraged from being selected for science courses? That would certainly be evidence for active sexism, but women choosing not to participate in courses because they don't want to definitely isn't. Funnily enough I never see this same argument used when men are absent from biology or midwifery courses, or for that matter university places in general.

My primary gripe with this point is how any of it is supported by scientific theory; a growing trend in this piece. This is purely a sociological argument. It's also highly suspect, considering once again we're just flat out ignoring the role of anything that isn't considered oppressive, and comparing statistics to countries with greater 'gender equality', which is an incredibly tenuous statement. If socialisation really is the defining feature of gender differences that's deeply ingrained from your earliest memory then explain the famous scenario of David Reimer, who killed himself after being forcibly socialised as another gender. An anomaly maybe, but one that puts into question this narrative that it's only women that are adversely socialised. Stop playing the victim and hiding behind this false idea of what science supports.

We really haven't quite got our head around the fact that none of this is scientific theory, and has actually been heavily criticised by other contemporaries. This is a big claim you're making, and just because it supports your ideological view doesn't mean it's solid science. In reality you picked a hopelessly flawed study as evidence. A recent meta analysis of this claim of stereotype threat described a non existent trend.
 
The rest is just anecdotal nonsense, and certainly not scientific reasoning. Who honestly gives a fuck if men and women are held to different standards when it comes to their sexual partners? Maybe it's because men and women typically have different roles during reproduction. But no, it's ambiguous social reasons that must be the answer, and not the biological fact that men typically have more partners because they're limited purely on the number of mates and not by resources; a trend almost universal in nature. Oh shit that's biological reasoning, and not environmental, so obviously it must be wrong. That's how science works guys. Not an ideology, but science. It's obvious there's a clear confirmation bias found throughout this article, but I'm appalled at the lack of discussion in an article exploring controversial areas of science, not to mention the continuing absence of any scientific reasoning.


Oh, you're now lecturing me on insufficient evidence. Ha, the chickens have come home to roost. What this segment does is literally just described a dichotomy between sexes, but apparently this is invalidated because there's variation within this dichotomy. I'm not sure how you think evolutionary processes work, but for the majority of life on earth there isn't the ridiculous variation between the sexes you think constitute a sexual dichotomy. The example with height difference that you mention is a perfect example of this variation. If you plotted the average height of both men and women in different countries around the world these points would form two bell shaped curves in different positions. The different in these curves is that dichotomy. However the way you've worded it is like you're assuming there's a whole mish-mash of quantitative traits irrespective of sex, which is quite obviously bullshit. I know you don't understand what a trend is, but on this one all you need to prove it is being able to open your eyes. If this dichotomy is weak science then no study in history is going to be considered strong science by you, unless of course it supports your ideology, and then it can be as flawed as it needs to be.

The highlighted point in this section is the serious equating of differences in height with differences in behaviour. Let me guess, can genetics and psychology now be inaccurately amalgamated as well? If you were to equate height differences with behavioural differences I'd be careful considering that height is predominantly determined by genetics, therefore further invalidating your already stupid argument that behaviour is purely environmental. In any case, you can't fucking quantify behaviour. I honestly don't know how the fuck you can make the last point and expect to be taken seriously.

THIS ISN'T SCIENCE. If your point was that different cultures treat the idea of sex differently in accordance to their differing DNA structures you may have a weak point, but your point has nothing to do with biological facts. Of course humans share most of the same DNA with each other. Technically we share most of our DNA with fucking fruit flies, so what's your point? It worries me when a self proclaimed neuroscience student can't tell the difference between a scientific source and gender studies bollocks.

Honestly this is 'wacky conspiracy theory' level nonsense. Just more mounds of anecdotal shite that doesn't in any way prove science sides with feminism. I'm not even going to fully address that last flippant comment. I bet doctors in Iran get payed less than doctors in Russia, and I bet you all the money in the world there aren't many female medics in Iran. It's almost like gender isn't the determinate factor here. Remember, when studies do find gender differences they are often too weak to serve as the basis of generalisations, apart from when we're talking about generalised masculine traits. Fucking hypocrite.

Nice tautology to start this section with. We can generalise behaviours from other species to humans. It's called comparative psychology, and although I'm not a huge fan of the discipline I will admit in a heartbeat it's got far more weight than whatever rhetoric you're spewing. It really makes me wonder why animal behaviour doesn't adhere to your gender based nonsense. Is it because what you're suggesting is fabricated bullshit? Is it because animals have evolved separately from humans for millennia, and therefore have totally different brain functions? I just can't put my finger on why this point might not be watertight.

According to this idiot we apparently can't generalise behaviours from other species to humans, except when it's providing evidence to their point in the next fucking paragraph. I'm really not sure who's claiming that the animal kingdom follows gender roles, when animals have no notion of what gender is. The examples you use indeed show the plethora of sex based behaviour shown in nature. Surely the alarming division of labour in lions, the dichotomous battle of the sexes in antelope and the random point on homosexuality in birds does anything but prove your point that gender is prevalent in the animal kingdom. That article on antelopes really pissed me off actually, because it assumes the theory of sexual selection relies on stereotypes rather than theory. There's nothing inherently wrong with the science behind it, but it has nothing to do with how different cultures perceive gender.

Well the consequences of factual inaccuracy are the creation of a website called 'Everyday Feminism', so I can't imagine there could be any more direr consequences. I find this reasoning hilarious considering it was you who attempted to describe gender roles in animals during the last paragraph. The only person bringing nature into gender roles is you. Science doesn't give a fuck about your perceived idea of gender. That's ideological, not scientific.

And then it's all capped off with such a stupid point. 'Everyone deserves the space to express their authentic personality whether or not it aligns with commonly accepted ideas about nature'. Jeez, forgive my boy Jimmy Savile. Turns out he did nothing wrong. Oh and just another timely reminder: THIS ISN'T SCIENCE.

Am I missing something? Is being gay suddenly a new gender. Didn't you literally provide evidence of homosexual behaviour in albatross couples in this very article? How the fuck can then you go and say that science allegedly ignores this community with no further evidence? In any case the LGBTQBLWHJDBLHWBBHDKB community aren't spoilt children, well some of them anyway, so why the fuck does science owe them preferential attention? Imagine being factual and equating sex with chromosomes. How the fuck can you claim to be a scientist when you make a remark as fucking dumb as that?

Woah, woah, woah. I know you don't understand how chromosomes work, so sexual selection was probably a bit of a stretch, but fucking hell. You are literally mentioning a single scenario and applying that to a vast theory. Even by your own standards that's a huge fucking leap. The article you cite is the biggest load of shite I've read in a while. It's written with the insight of a student journalist on their day off. However that article isn't as bad as your pathetic rebuttal. Your evidence as to why sexual selection can't manifest itself in humans isn't anything to do with science. You claim that because this isn't unanimous behaviour it can't possibly be a trend, which is the whole fucking point of sexual selection, and if you actually bothered to do some research you would find that these kinds of behaviours evolved due to the variation in the number of mates. Some sexual relationships that you like to describe don't involve sexual reproduction, which means they're irrelevant from an evolutionary standpoint since they have no control over gene flow into the next generation. (This isn't strictly true, but the point I'm making is that this woman makes no sense from an evolutionary stance, and once again doesn't understand how trends work.)

Quit banging on about psychologists. We're discussing the science of sex. If you want to claim that various studies suffer from certain biases then you must provide evidence. In any case the biology of sexual reproduction does not vary from culture to culture, so once again this point does nothing to counter gender essentialism.

So no, science does not support feminism in any of the ways this article claims. Science doesn't support any ideology for that matter, it's merely a method for pursuing knowledge. It's quite difficult for me to believe what this woman is saying when she clearly doesn't understand these principles. Simply applying an ideological lens to science is not evidence that the two disciplines go hand in hand, and the lack of debate in this argument brings forward pseudoscientific assumptions rather than any objectivity. Gender essentialism is not a scientific theory, just a term used by the gender studies crowd to try and prove the existence of systematic oppression towards women. Believing in gender essentialism does not make you anti-science, whereas misconstruing studies and creating a narrative based around an ideology certainly does. Even when you try and focus the argument on a tiny fraction of science you still can't provide the evidence that science in general supports your ideology. Take your political activism out of places it doesn't belong and fuck off back to your echo chamber.