This, well whatever the hell this is, is something I have no idea why anyone would release it. What possessed me to write a review about something so pointless and yet insignificant is arguably the bigger question, but let's just say that by depicting the artist in a bin on the cover is an almost perfect product placement, and as such I couldn't pass on the opportunity to ridicule this mess. Why the rest of the video is a man being shat on and teabagged by various Pokemon is another big question that I can't fathom, but then I don't think anyone else could either, as this isn't what you'd call a popular tune on the internet; one of the many tragedies of the digital age. Josh Naughton is the inspiration, and I use that word tenuously, behind this creation, and not surprisingly this song is as plain and boring as the name in question. This isn't the name of an artist that works the biggest clubs in the country, it's the name of a boy who moonlights as a rent boy every evening because of his crushing failures in the industry.
The song, or rather atrocity, begins with what can only be described as the most hilariously middle class voice ever heard on a track like this. Just what the fuck was the artist thinking? His voice blends into this track about as well as that stupid voice used to accompany the lyrics, who sounds like he wants his identity hidden rather than feature on the track; which if you're part of this record is an understandable move. The guy who wishes to remain anonymous isn't even in time with the beat, and in fact the whole production is just devoid of any talent or skill. This sounds like an amateur production throughout the whole piece, and that's because it was probably made by one. And that's it. No really that's it. It's just basic crap over the sound of one of the most generic and boring beats in music history. In all fairness the vocals actually reflect this lack of passion, and they're quite literally just spoken in a monotone voice. Come on mate, put some fucking effort into it if you actually want people to buy this shit, otherwise you just end looking like a talentless twat.
I like to use the term rinse and repeat formula a lot, but this is the worst case scenario I've ever found for this trait that I just hate in music. I don't know who wrote the lyrics, nor do I really care, but for their services to the music industry I hope they have the incurable AIDS that they fully deserve. I just can't comprehend what the inspiration behind them was, as surely no human being thinks they sound alright when compared to the song's composition. It sounds like the record player keeps getting stuck after every line, which isn't something positive, and only angers me more. But to be fair to this song it does have the most hilarious and pathetic drop I've ever heard in my life. No, this was a drop so bad it actually brought me out in hysterics. Is this meant to be taken fucking seriously? If so then it's a long time since I've heard a song that can make me laugh like this with just how terrible everything is.
However at the end of the day this is a song so bad it actually brightened up my day. The result was like one of those videos to make you donate to 'Children in Need', as it was like listening to what happens when they give one of those mentally challenged kids a boost in life, and although the results are absolutely rubbish you still get that warm feeling inside yourself because at least they gave it a go. It almost makes you feel good about your own life in a way, because you know as bad as you are at music there's always one simpleton that's far worse than you'll ever be. In terms of quality this is infinitely bad, a holocaust in musical shit, and I feel the wrath of every single one of my relatives for even listening to this pile of absolute shit for more than a couple of seconds. But in the same way that I watch a load of fail compilations on the internet I would happily give this another listen; well maybe after slicing both my ears off.
Final Score: 0/10
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