Music Review: Dibby Dibby Sound

DJ Fresh vs Jay Fay ft Ms Dynamite - Dibby Dibby Sound

 

I think you can probably already tell the verdict on this one, but here we go anyway. DJ Fresh is probably one of the worst human beings on the planet having a resume that is probably as good on paper as Adolf Hitler's. His collection of utter shit can only be improved therefore by the amazing Ms Dynamite. Oh no wait sorry it's not amazing is it, because as far as I can work out she has done absolutely nothing of any value, ever. The versus is interesting as that means it's a remix of Jay Fay's version of the song which upon closer inspection manages to be even worse, so well done DJ Fresh you've taken out some of the shit, but there's still a lot leftover. To be honest this Jay Fay person doesn't even have a Wikipedia page so he must have achieved even less in life than Ms Dynamite which I suppose is an achievement in itself.

Dibby isn't actually a word in the English language but according to the Urban Dictionary it is "Cool in a strange, weird, random way." I don't know much about cool, as to be fair I still think Marlon Brando is cool, and he died nearly 10 years ago. Despite my blurred ideas of this so called thing known as cool, I don't think this song garners that status, it should be classed as incredibly annoying, it gets stuck right in your head and never leaves. The song is as expected, repetitive crap followed by an annoying soundtrack and no real progression, it just ends up where it started by repeating dibby five thousand times. The actual song sounds like a Jamaican street party gone wrong and the tune is all over the place with the occasional interruption from Ms Dynamite to do her impression of a women throwing up. It just seems like someone has pressed the repeat button on a computer so it just repeats a pile of shit over and over again. Repetitive would be an understatement. I'm definitely going to enjoy reading through the thoughtless and predictably shallow lyrics which were actually quite hard to find, but here is the best that I could come up with:

Let me tell you about this
 give it up
Dibby Sound
Yo people
Original badman sound
Dynamite baby
And DJ Fresh
Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby
Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Sound
Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby
Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Sound
Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby
Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Sound
Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby
Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Dibby Sound

Interesting I didn't know bad men made sounds but maybe that's just me, I often thought they just made the same noises as everyone else in my funny little world. I never understood why the artists need to identify themselves before the song, it's not as if it's going to be a shock, I know it's them I clicked on the bloody link that clearly had their names in the title. Speaking of annoying, it has begun, and the spellchecker goes absolutely mad, as it is isn't actually a word. Can't think of a word, well why not make one up, creativity, or probably laziness actually. This segment looks long and trust me it is, it just doesn't stop.

Are you ready?
Check this out
Shelted your hands high
Lock and loaded ready to vibe
Bad vibes we tell them bye bye
Follow me follow me right now
Jump

Don't ask rhetorical questions in a song especially if it's as mundane as that. According to the internet 'shelted' means paying a premium price for a beer imported by the Shelton Brothers. That probably isn't what it means in this context as they've probably just made it up like the rest but how am I supposed to know what it means, it hasn't been given a context, you could just replace it with anything and the song wouldn't change. Ha, telling bad vibes bye bye, oh the irony. Why don't you just fuck off.

Get cool now
Jump up and twist
Bad girls we do it like this
Jump so high now you can't resist
Follow me follow me high
We come so big and heavy
See myself so cool and deadly
They can't stop us they ain't ready
Follow me follow me right now
Jump

Who's they, there has been no mention of any third party throughout the song so who it is is anybody's guess. The rest of this is just pointless drivel that just seems to be there as a placeholder, much like the rest of this song.

Won't stop me got the vibe now
They so big we knock them right down
All your get them higher
Follow me follow me right now
Your sound is a 

(Endless Dibbying)

Oh fuck me, yet more endless dibbying with shallow pointless crap in between.

At this point I would usually display the rest of the lyrics, but they just repeat themselves. Fuck Me. Why did I even bother.

Overall this song is hopeless, usually with these reviews I enjoy analyzing the lyrics to find a deeper meaning, but with this it seems nobody can be bothered. So if they can't be bothered neither can I, fucking hopeless.

Final Score 0/10